Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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