i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
tell me about the fingering
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