Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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