Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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