Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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