You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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