Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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