Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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