i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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