the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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