You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
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I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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