Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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