I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
