No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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