this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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