Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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