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my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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