Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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