I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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