normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
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