I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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