we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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