State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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