Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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