I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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