He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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