have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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