what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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