I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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