i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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