so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
