WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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