I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Drunk is not a location!
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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