I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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