You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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