i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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