About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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