Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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