Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
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