so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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