just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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