butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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