that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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