dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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