I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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