What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
