You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
The feeling are messing with the penis
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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