hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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