Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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