I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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