Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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