"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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