she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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