Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
My vagina is very pro this idea
wow bdsm is so cute
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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