i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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