like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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