Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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