I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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