talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
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